“True perfection has been achieved…”  – Ghandi

“They rocked my face from the grave!” – Kurt Cobain

“Honestly, the epitome of American greatness.” – Benjamin Franklin

“If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least listen to this band.” – Dalai Lama

“These guys are the REAL juice.” – Jim Jones

“The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is Heavy Metal Rooster.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

“It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one. Not sure what these guys were thinking…” – George Washington

“Who?” – Deep Purple

“Does this smell like chloroform?” – Tony G.